secret. 비 밀 November 9, 2009
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오늘을 좋은이고 저는 아조 좋아해요!
ㅋㅋㅋ… 거짓말.
비밀 없어요. ㅋㅋ.
이겄은 정말 재미있어요!
hahahahaa. took me so long to type that.
TYPE, OKAY. TYPE.
not use some nonsensical translator.
수퍼주니어 이혁재, 사렁해.
of course, i’d type that.
essai essai essai…. ahju shiryeohae November 8, 2009
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Wenqi Simoh. so fast?! hahahaha. what could i possibly want from china. maybe bring superjunior-M back for me! HAHAHA.Fri at 12:16am · Delete
Aaron ChiaM? what is it? lolWenqi Simsigh. i will flood you with valuable knowledge when you return.Aaron Chialol. what kinda valuable knowledge you can share with me?-_- which bitch provoke you again? haha
found out what scares me the most. November 7, 2009
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nope. its not going out with my theron people and ending up getting intoxicated. – to the extent that i still feel nauseous at the though of more alcohol. will not attempt to tell everyone how i survived yesterday night.
but more along the lines of waking up with a thesis. not the usual waking up and think of a thesis, or waking up and oh, its a brand new day, let’s do work, yay a thesis. but really, really, waking up WITH a thesis. like, havent registered anything, but the first thought on your mind is a thesis that kind. maybe remnants of alcohol does wonders to my mind. but freaky shit i woke up at 9. like AM. still sleepy (and queasy) and typing my thesis and intro to my essay in my phone, with my eyes closed. explains the crap i typed into my phone.
and then. the worst part. tried going back to sleep but my brain kept churning out paragraphs after paragraphs. i mean. got people like that before not, you tell me. i formulated the whole essay in my sleep. if this isnt the worst nightmare anyone has ever experienced, i dont know what is.
then the saddest tragedy. now that im up sitting in front of my mac, im unable to complete my essay. you tell me. you disrupt my sleep but you dont want to work now when you have to. you work when im asleep and you sleep now that i have to work.
dulan. November 6, 2009
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*takes deep breath.
will not comment, will not comment, will not publish my vindictive thoughts. will focus on my essay(ONE BIG FAT CAPITAL S) so later can go for theron gathering. gathering for what leh? i dont know. gathering before exams. gathering for one last party before exams. gathering so our brains can mush up together and produce miracles. gathering now so after exams dont need gather to celebrate. oh right. im reminded. gathering to celebrate nov babies’ birthdays.
i didnt exclude you from my life. YOU excluded yourself. dont sit there, whine and muck around cause YOU made a wrong decision and then try to garner sympathy. i dont buy this kind of shit. your mistake, live with it.
had the best lecture ever November 4, 2009
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lecture starts at 3.30. its a 2 hour lecture.
lecturer comes in at 3.40.
“today’s lecture will be brief”.
talks about exam format.
“yup. told ya today’s lecture is brief”
walks off primly at 3.47.
i feel so sorry for those who had no other lessons today and came from home. (especially if home happens to be somewhere ulu like… pasir ris?) the audacity and blasphemy of such, short, lectures! NOT! hahahahaha. of course i’d gloat. gloating’s like my virtue.
ahh. i love wednesdays. dont you all.
taemin November 2, 2009
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TAEEEEMIIIIIIN!! omg, i’d so be a pedophile for you. ring ding dong is such a wrong image for shinee but oh, mygawd. you kill all noonas.
okay. korean listening test 1 down, korean essay down, korean presentation down. wtf i still have oral and listening test 2. insane. but of course. give me this any day over “oh woe is me” and “to be or not to be”. just be, dammit, you goddamn retard.
“what is the first thing you think of when you wake up?” November 2, 2009
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well it depends. its a hell stupid question but i will de-stress and attempt it.
if it’s a sunday, scanning my excuses-resource-library to see if i can pon church. its surprisingly recollective at unearthly hours. it never fails, but of course, i do go. just not all the time.
if it’s monday, “fuck the smart ass who invented school”
tuesday, “damn, only one day down”
wednesday, “thank god thank god thank god.” partly cause i get to wake up at 12.30.
thursdays, scanning my library again. never fails.
fridays – saturdays, “why, the world is such a lovely place! =D and smiles and stars and hugxzxzxzxz.
or, if i wake up later than the time im supposed to be up, “fuuuuuuuuck! got time take cab not?!”
if earlier, “YAY! got one minute more to sleep.” (or insert whatever minutes i stil have) which leads to previous scene.
if awoken by derserving-death phone calls “dammit, where’s the reject button”
cause i really, really, really, HATE school now. love my hostel, hate my school. no, love everything there is in my life, HATE school. HATE. like with every ounce of passion i have, with every drop of blithe and vile there is in the world.
from the slackest senior in hall (who is, obviously my favourite senior. though i think i can fight with him for slackest title)
D says:i love mondays can!wenqi (: hate mondays says:sucksD says:no lessonswenqi (: hate mondays says:mon no lessons?oh. self proclaimedD says:hahahaself proclaimed still = no lessonsshiokbet u nvr do anything againwenqi (: hate mondays says:hahah.i reada few pages of merchant of veniceI DIED CAND says:HAHAHAHAIM NOT SURPRISEDi covered 1/2 of 2nd part of a modhow gd is tat canwenqi (: hate mondays says:I COVERED ANTONIO BORROWING MONEY FROM SHYLOCK*throws confettiD says:hahahaachievementu lazier then methe fact tt u did smthgood liaox
HAHAHAHAHAHA
have decided. majoring in literature does me no good. October 27, 2009
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at least, not on my karma.
teaching a bitch techniques on critiques and how to criticise isnt the most appropriate thing to do. teaching me how to ridicule someone is all the more worse. well, okay. i study how people use words, texts and techniques to ridicule and criticise people. i cant help it i’m smart enough (or vindictive enough) to pick up the methods. could do on one tragedy now. fucking made me laugh out loud in the library. how much more tragic is that. (hell, im studying all sorts of tragedies. from dramatic realism to aristotelian tragedy, greek tragedy, and my personal favourite, shakespeare, the author of tragic comedies.)
but oh no no no. the last thing you should do is remind me of the one guy i hate most. one guy i have to do a mother fucking thesis paper on (which btw, has a deadline approaching fast), one guy whose works i get migraine worthy enough for a murderous intent, one where you simply boomz it out of context; where because of people like that, we need research papers to prove to our lecturers (and the world) our brain doesnt take sentences as it seems. yes those 3 words, together with ralph waldo emerson, are reason enough for an outburst, for me.
no, i lie. i love lit. i love how, over the mere few weeks, i have probably learnt more than what 19 years of life has taught me. it’s every bitch’s dream to know satire, parodies, puns, allegory, analogies and more. bitching 101, i swear. love all the insulting ridicule at a whole new level. though now i wish all the people walking to and fro behind me would drop dead. how many fucking times do you need to walk past an area to recognize that there are no free computers left.
and i’ll add on, because my interminent tests are over, so im finally given a breather.
“why dont you look at me when you talk to me.” “why you so cold” why, why, why. hate questions like that. dont ask me. if i dont feel like talking to you, i dont.
state of hell October 26, 2009
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who says i’ve changed? if there’s one thing i could change in the world it would be that trait of mine. stupid pattern die die cannot change.
procrastinate. procrastinate already, last min start to study/do assignment. and then, panic. and then, move on to my mysterious calm level, awaiting death. dont understand why i cannot bypass the panicking stage. would make my life a hell lot easier. (easier on my heart also. would make me live longer too) really dont understand. train for 7 years already still cannot skip the panic stage.
econs paper on tue. im not even quarter-way through, and i’ve decided to go watch this stupid waste-of-my-life drama, cause watching it means i wont have to study! and yes. there goes my GPA for this sem. dont even know if i can keep it above 3.8, let alone above 4.0. and to think i initially embarked with a dream of 4.5.
i knew i cannot resist blogging… October 21, 2009
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just a quick one though. too exciting already.
Wenqi Sim just acquired another essay today, so its SIX in total, just finished 2, so im down to 4, and i turn around and see a floor flooded with MORE THAN 20 insects. screw rainy season.
yeah. says all. but wtf, 6 essays?! i just completed 2 and then i acquired one more. and this, i swear, THIS, is damn classic. turning around to see one floor, flooded, FLOODED OKAY, with these black elongated crawlies creeping around. creeping cause too many already, they had NO CHOICE BUT TO CREEP. wish i took a pic of it to prove im not exaggerating.
but msn proves to be a lot more efficient than i thought. minutes after posting a request for disposable bowls to put water in to reflect light to trick insects so they’ll drown in it, people responded! hahaha. will not doubt the powers of msn again. but i hate it when im doing my pair assign, discussing online, people all choose that time to talk to me. i mean, wtf, 8 convos when im trying to get my assignment done?! reminds me of why i always appear offline, busy or not. hate talking on msn. especially so because of reasons like that.
