okay i know its a little late to be talking about my birthday presents, but…
omg omg omg laila got me this! i mean DOESNT IT LOOK FUCKING SQUISHY SQUASHY ASFJHSAKLJGSNLIC AND ALL?!! PLUS ITS MY FAVOURITE ANIMAL!
and and and, that’s not all… THIS! YAH YAH YAH THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!
ITS THAT. ITS THAT OHGODDAMNHOLYAWESOMEWORSHIPPING THING! fuck. i knew things will hit me hours later. IM GOING FOR SHINEE’S CONCERT! SITTING JUST RIGHT BEHIND MOSH PITS! FUCKING AWESOME OR WHAT! AND OMG, MY HYUK NECKLACE. (give me a while, i kinda need to faint and rewake)
YES ITS FUCKING THE SAME AS WHAT HE HAS! AHAHAHAHAHAA. she shipped it from korea into the precious hands of mine. LIFE IS COMPLETE, I TELL YOU, LIFE IS HELL DAMN COMPLETE. and yes, everytime me and laila get together, life becomes awesome, or at least, our spazzings anyway. dammit hate it that she isnt in the same school now. 
okay, im just kinda spazzing, and I WILL UPLOAD ANOTHER POST ON MY FAVOURITE LONGBAO GIRLS’ AMARA SURPRISE FOR ME, but that has ass loads of pictures so its damn gang kor to upload, plus they havent sent me all the photos yet, SO DONT SAY IM BITCHING ABOUT YOU ALL OR THAT I ONLY BLOG ABOUT OTHERS AND NOT YOU ALL UH.
k, love all my presents this year. ALL, dammit. everyone knows what to get me this year. awesome. uh, except that slutty lingerie thingy the girls got me. im still 0.0 about it. mostly surprised my course mates got me stuff though. kinda never saw that coming. BUT OKAY, NEVERMIND. BACK TO GETTING ENTHRALLED BY THE BLING BLING HYUK!
yah. docile. so docile, im dying off. is it that hard to give me something? anything? anything provoking, annoying. ANYthing man. even a breakup now would be entertaining in my life. life is way too peaceful dead.
okay la. my purpose was to capture these words “This bitch is usually docile till provoked”… but irresistible shinee was playing so i kinda stretched the screenshot thing to capture SHINEE Ring Ding Dong. hahahaahaha.
sigh. maybe i should just resume my driving lessons.
GOD HELP ME! HELP MY PATHETIC ASS SHIT EXCITEMENT-LACKING FUCKING BORING LIFE! I HAVE LOADS TO DO, BOTH IMPORTANT AND NON IMPORTANT BUT I REFUSE TO DO IT ALL. need to upload photos and all but so lazy…
maybe this whole calming sense of peace (which equals boring), is brought on because THE WHOLE OF LAST WEEK WAS ASS SHIT AMAZING. not to mention adrenaline-filled. dont ask me why, everyone celebrates my birthday the following week and not the week before, and shinee came too. so. this week, w/o all that, read the title of this post.
ZHCNKJSHFKVSUYBAOISYBKVUYGVLDYVBLASUYFSRESFHN;IVT! SOMEONE CHANGE LIFE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i wish the most memorable one was w my beaches, but it isnt. not that it sucks that its w hall 11 people, just that theoretically, its supposed to be w my girls. right. but anyway, i’ve never been so “tekan”-ed before, and i just pray, pray with all the hell of my might, that nothing gets uploaded onto facebook.
my surprise got ruined by tok, cos he kinda spilled that they got me a poster. (i heard it was bolster and then elisa unwittingly revealed that its poster. okay no, i was smart, so i could read between the lines and figured it out.) then, i managed to figure out from huiling and elisa that today was the surprise, but i kinda never saw it coming that it would be… this interesting. and know what? IT ISNT EVEN MY 21ST. technically im not supposed to be tekan-ed that badly right?!
but okay, in order to get to my presents, they numbered the guys and i had to choose the forefeits. i’ve received a lapdance, supposing-ly gave a lap dance, had stockings over my head (which i wittingly used my hair to cover my face so i just looked like one mass of black), had massive hand tattoo, okay, no one held back on vandalising my hand, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO SEE SHINEE TOMORROW?!! lets see, what else. forced to drink shots, ate oreo with wasabi (whoa, this was the safest already. the only one i didnt mind doing, i could do this again man), sang a bday song from one block and it had to be heard from another block, and had my ears pegged and pulled. one of the choices was a lifeline, for the roomie to do it instead, but that was the last to be picked, so by then. no more forfeit to do already what.
overwhelmed? yes. i never thought this would happen to me, cos like hello, im the one with the most tricks up my sleeve! but i’ve decided to personally take on planning the birthdays for the rest, and i will make them die 10 times worse. already have some ideas…
okay, but after going through all that unglam, please-dont-upload-on-fb horror, they gave me poison before medicine, cause… I JUST RECEIVED THIS ASS BIG POSTER, OF SUPERJUNIOR!!! HAHAHAHAA. when i say ass big, i really mean ass big. its like what, 4 times the size of the normal teenage/teens poster (no, bigger). printed by tok, at ADM. hahahahaha. omg, reeling in happiness. then, of course, they all wrote msges for me and all, and gave me this french connection bag. they kinda protested that i didnt appreciate the bag, which was the most expensive gift, and then i didnt appreciate the msg board, cos it was the one with the most effort, cause i only screamed in joy at the poster, and was kinda expressionless at the others. but can i help it?!! I SAW HYUK THE MOMENT THEY OPENED UP THE POSTER, thus the screams and jumps. now i dont know if i should stick the poster at home or in hall. if i stick it in hall, i may never wanna go home.
i’ve never felt so betrayed and loved. how can both occur at the same time, but apparently it can. i’ve slept and woken up but my head is still throbbing. okay la. time to appreciate them more. but also time to demote bestfriend and bestie. told them to touch their heart, feel the guilt, cause i trusted those two guys and one of them was to eat the wasabi oreo and the other was “2 times the previous forfeit”. best friend and bestie my foot.
Protected: my slutty bday. (yes i know i tweeted w/o thinking but now im sober enough to protect this post)
so i thought…
and then, the fucker…
in the end…
facebook sibei inefficient horr. anyway good bye to my teens la. dulan already and no longer in denial. on one hand im happy, like really really happy with the number of birthday wishes i had – the most ever in my entire life – but just wish it was for my 16th or 18th or something. not twenty. not that everything i received wasn’t appreciated – they were, really. and that all the wishes on fb kinda pushed my photos down to the next page. awww…. but! i managed to get a few more lost numbers back! yay.
today was great, lots of thanks esp to roomie again and tomorrow will be even greater. of course, for me to know for you to find out.
i have never, flooded twitter like that before. at one go. but i’ve realised i’m favoring tweeting over blogging. and why not. hahaha.
so up till a few hours ago, my days recently have been one glitz bitch. and i mean major glitz bitch, like bling bling in your face kind. mostly thanks to kuku heads. yeah, much as i hate to admit, i cried teared ytd or the day before but of course, aaron, debbie and my favorite hall people were very comforting. esp the besties and my roomie (the annoying one that pissed me off. hope you see this, you treat-friend-like-free-maid roommate). but i’ve realised this is one short-fused week. everything impacts me more than usual. think i know why. kinda dont wanna admit still. i mean, i feel like a teenager. i look like one. so technically i still am one. what do you mean my age begins with a two. die bitch.
so yeah, emotional trauma aside, my day was totally brightened up by laila. she is awesome man. and im not saying this just because something is being shipped from korea. even if there wasnt, she’s still damn awesome. so is debbie. cant wait for sat. omg im dying. okay, putting it like this does seem like there isnt much to dread about being old. right? but before today started, i swear everything was going wrong man. e-ve-ry-thing. i was even prepared/predicting this yr’s bday’s gonna suck. yes, it was that bad. but now, of course, im feeling very loved. putting things in this perspective… has anyone realised the so-called most important thing is missing? but. there’s no point sulking because of not getting what i want and end up ruining the days of everyone that loves me right! hahaha.
anyway, i have affirmed again that the sole person’s bday msg i dread most is from fiona. always fiona. “this is the time where you rather be me right. im like 19 and 1mth old only. HAHAHA.” -.- jolene wishes i’ll get a boyfriend. told her i’d rather get a girlfriend. anything not serious will do. commitment freaks the shit out of me.
OMG! IF IM 20, AND HYUK’S 24, IT DOESNT SOUND SO PEDO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! this commitment, i dont mind fucking want. but crap la. im 20 and taemin’s what, 17?
homg homg homg. i found a website that is FUCKING dangerous. i can only pray no one ever finds it. it contains alot of info, about me, other people, and all, that CANNOT, DIE ALSO CANNOT be revealed. the sad thing is, no matter how much info i delete from the original source, it kinda seems permanent. fuck that website la. which motherfucking idiot created it?! whoa, i’ve never felt so threatened by technology before. never.
okay, so our gmax extreme swing post! the one i’ve been waiting for pictures for since forever, cause jolene koh’s too busy having the time of her life. was gonna put up pictures of my other outings with other people and all, but lazy uh. anyway you all see so much of me also sian right!
so its this, AS USUAL, waiting for kailing, mel and fishy, WHO WAITED FOR KAILING.
we booked our hot stones reservation at 9.15 know? got people book dinner reservation at 9.15 not, you tell me.
im kinda tempted, at this point in time, to go dig out all the photos me fiona and jolene took together while waiting for kl.
can form album already, i swear.
so when the queen got there, we all realised we forgot to bring our bandana/blindfolds.
so kl did what im sure everyone wouldnt do, and ta-da!
made the photo smaller so you all cannot really see.
and blurred fiona’s blindfold. for precautionary measures.
and fiona here being very dulan with my ipod stuck in her ear, and with us trying to deafen her. but we’ve learnt she’s a horrible actress.
“fiona can hear?!”
(no answer)
“she really cannot hear uh?” (looking at each other)
“fiona?! FIONA!!”
-no response.
“FIONA COCKROACH!”
-fiona panics.
uh huh.
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yeah, now we know who’s our photographer. way more interested in taking photos than fiona’s welfare. but me and kl would prefer it that way – more photos. im sure fiona doesnt. but fiona’s really bad? i dont even know why we plug my ipod in her ear. she could totally hear when we say “fiona, steps!”. think it was our immense fear. kinda takes away all common sense.
more evidence of my lost common sense later – if i wanna put up my stupidity that is.
and ta-da! our surprise turned horror turned madness.
we could probably win like, fakest smile of the year award. after spending a few minutes deciding if we should back out, jolkoh insisted that we take it. initially starting out with jol not panicking, the other 3 panicking, it kinda quickly switched to kl not panicking, the other 3 panicking. yes okay. im a pussy. but i kinda have every reason to be.
think at this time kl should be panicking again.
but this was right before we got on the ride. like we have our bags down, and all un-secured items, like kailing’s shoe, taken off. so here’s my stupidity. i kinda forgot something and took off my vest. but now that im looking at it again, it kinda looks okay. like im wearing some very plain spag dress. go figure how to turn a tube dress into a spag dress.
yah you all cant see cause i purposely make this picture small.
so these pics are small because i need to save space. or, ask anyone of us to know the real reason.
thank god we had this guy there to chat with us or we’d probably have died up there.
he said “nothing to be scared what! feels like committing suicide only”.
uh huh, agree cause there’s no other feeling that accurately describes it. and know what? the best thing is, you experience suicide BUT you dont die. awesome.
oh did i mention after that, my whole arm, the one jolene grabbed on to and i had to shake off (SHAKE okay), was numb. thanks bestfriend. im pretty sure i voided your arm of feelings too. =D
fishy and mel were below watching us scream and having a good time laughing at us. wished they’d join us. would have been more fun.
anyway they were waiting below with the cake to surprise fiona. love us. always poison before medicine.
we’ve upgraded from breadtalk and the likes! so far all the cakes i’ve remembered from this year are awfully chocolate, bakerzin and nectarie. nectarie’s my favourite. awfully chocolate used to be nicer. now it just has a very apt name.
but yes, thank god we’ve gotten rid of the breadtalk and prima deli times.
fiona’s eye’s are damn nice.
next she needs black eyeshadow.
she should have gone makeup shopping w kailing. so she wouldnt be stuck with the pink, white, silver eyeshadow she has now. or whatever colour it is.
see see! isnt this cake like chio?! okay, with the happy bday candles (which kl could have sworn had 19 candles) isnt the cake more amped up! hahaha.
doesnt this look DSLR-ed?!
have to emphasize on this winniethepooh! bought from the same shop i bought laila’s princess bday stuff. probably my fav bday shop from now on. and its at jurong point! how convenient.
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this tastes damn good, but it has like eggs in it? if im not wrong, its raw.
someone remind me to stop standing between jolene and fiona already! im getting damn irritated at the number of times i look fat. oh and tell me not to stand beside fiona when she’s in 4 inch heels again. not very appealing to have my legs looking shorter than hers when hers is supposed to be equal or shorter. tell me to stand between them when im reduced to skin and bones okay, thanks.
