Because Skinship is Hot

WELL PEOPLE, I HAVE BROKEN MY 10 YEAR LONG ABSTINANCE FROM DURIANS! not that i stayed away from it on purpose. i just suddenly developed a hatred for it somewhere along primary school. 3/6 of the family went back to malaysia for a visit today, which is why, grandma did not wake me up, which was why i took cab, which was why i did not bring my wallet! cab driver wanted to let it go, but I HAVE INTEGRITY. insisted on returning him. so he asked me TRANSFER TO HIS ACCOUNT! whoa 21st century lehhh!

but shiok. from my house to bugis $8 only. = one hour of my pay. = one hour of free labour in exchange for more sleep. totally worth it.

came back to a market place. i thought my house converted to a fruit stall.

NOTE. THIS ISNT EVEN ONE QUARTER OF EVERYTHING THEY BROUGHT BACK. those are what’s left after eating some, and after giving away to 2 families from my mum’s side and 2 families from my dad’s side.

EH FRESH ONE OKAY. EVERYTHING HERE’S DIRECTLY PLUCKED FROM SIM PLANTATION AND IMPORTED OVER. eh. actually its tan plantation. whoa i no need scared of recession in future. i have two routes to choose from. fishing farm, kukup, from my grandpa’s side, or plantation, from grandma’s side.

speaking of which, its been more than 10 years since i went back to see them. we used to go back nearly every month, and go around plucking all the rambutans, and avoiding the durian trees, for fear of our lives. ah childhood. innocent and stupid. no school. so much freedom. can go overseas ever so often. wahlau first 7 years of my life go overseas more than the next 12 years of my life LORR! and brain not developed enough… only can vaguely remember australia’s trip and batam trip.

know why? cause i come back from batam immediately, on the spot, kena pneumonia. stay in hospital 5 days. everyday get injection in my butt twice a day. fucking ticklish keep laughing and laughing all the nurses thought the nerves in my butt connect wrongly. then last day dunno the nurse inject wrongly or what pain like fuck i finally cried. that’s when they decided i was normal. try getting needles on your ass.

why am i narrating my life story here anyway.

also good for you all la. i can go create those fucking “how well do you know me” quizzes and make you all take it. first question: from which of the following landed me in the hospital.
a)bronchities.(kena before, btw. more info for you. skipped two weeks of school and my p6 class thought i died!)
b)stomach flu (never kena before. lung’s my weakest link)
c)pneumonia
d)athsma

answer
if you answered a, or b, HOW STUPID ARE YOU?!
if you DID NOT answer c, FUCK YOU! YOU ONLY SCANNED THROUGH MY ENTIRE ENTRY RIGHT?!