when kailing gives you a wake up call, you know its a miracle September 28, 2009
Posted by wenqi in bitchings, hostel, joke/funny.Tags: kailing
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what do you know, miracles do happen after all. managed to wake up and go out, cause kailing, of all people, woke us all. our swensens buffet (which fiona die die had to try and yet didnt eat much) creation for cheyenne:
so for those who havent spotted, its a wafer stuck into a waffle, which has ice cream toppings on it. i dont know, sometimes its cool to take a waffle for ice cream.
on that day, while i had to go back hall for meeting, my mum rubbed it in my face that she was at the F1 race, in the green room. by that i mean private room, not waiting room, and had free flow of cheap red and white wine. awesome. i know where i get my skills from. hereditary.
so anyway, while having my supper w my block people, kailing called and told me how very annoyed she was with someone’s english:
- RT @mrpooodydied: I was BORNED to tell you that i love you @wkailing hahahahaha -LOL LITERALLY AGAIN. Made me spit out my strawberries haha!about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter
- @mian
Hate your working life…..about 2 hours ago from web in reply to mian - “Bourne Identity” got la. BORNED don’t have leh paiseh. Joker leh u. YOUR MOTHER “BORNED” YOU MEH. YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU LEH. CLOWN.about 3 hours ago from web
- Some people are just “BORNED” to be a joke. English this standard still want shoot people. “BORNED” leh. Got hear before not?about 3 hours ago from web
and i couldnt help feeling morbidly horrified. i mean, how embarassing is it to shoot someone but turn out to be a joke. and the irony. oh the whole irony. now setting yourself apart, but doing what we are doing (at a lower level though), is a huge ass irony. ah, ed byrnes will be so proud of me. dont you secretly wish you were us. HAHAHA.
and lastly, FREAKING ASSIGNMENT TO DO. oh, and like yeah, i asked God for something, He literally gave it to me one hour later. cool or what. im by hook or crook going church this sunday.
some people are so THICK SKIN to call themselves the royals. what the fuck is this man. anyway, ” YOUR MOTHER “BORNED” YOU MEH” isn’t proper english too. so stop laughing at people u faker.
oh ya, dont think anybody would want to be like you guys. face full of pimples. need photoshop photos before posting. i feel for you girls!
hi, not-so-anonymous, yes, my mother BORNED me. yes, i was BORNED to be in your face. thank you for your honest comment, and thank you for reading this. im sure you know where BORNED came from.
Eh brother you damn funny sia!!!! Not bad leh your sense of humour! When you’re not recruited as cheap labour want join us not? I’ll be glad to have someone like you! I really hate to doubt your intelligence but bro you leave me with no choice! You confirm know what the signs ” and ” within a sentence mean. And that’s why I said “YOUR MOTHER “BORNED” YOU MEH”. Still want come and joke with us about it! Anyway, nope. Hopefully no one wants to be like us. You know, it can be quite difficult to deal with? Like one not enough right? Thanks for paying great detail to the condition of our face(s). But sadly (for you of course), its nothing money cannot solve. However I’m really extremely ashamed to say that I can’t say the same for your intelligence. Jiatlat sia.
And bro! I’m the only one who has photoshop among the 5 of us. But sian leh. My photoshop hangs my whole lousy macbook when I try to launch it. Oh ya that’s why I don’t post photos and leave it to Jolene! If you own a Macbook you can try using iPhoto like I do! Gives FREAKIN AWESOME complexion I’m sure everyone needs!
Thanks for your pity, but keep it for yourself and who you are fucking. Oh well, hopefully you get a good fuck though. I mean, that’s what sluts do best right? Come back for more jokes and my invitation to join our group is always open to you! I have to talk this way to be able to converse with people like you leh. Sian. But if you like, we could bitch in proper english! Oh the joy!
P.s: Very paiseh to admit but you just made Wenqi a full-fledged blogger with anonymous comments. Fuck you Wenqi! I’ve always wanted to have anonymous comments to make ME a full-fledged blogger! Plus I blog better than you bitch, pui.
HAHAHA!!! THIS IS WHY I ALLOW “ANONYMOUS” COMMENTS!! didnt i just spice up your mundane life that you kept complaining about on your twitter? and dehh! I DO POST COMMENTS ANONYMOUSLY ON UR BLOG LORR! until you got dulan.
and HAHA, paiseh to admit, i dont know how to photoshop. ALL the photos i upoad are as it is (KAILING NOW MUST PHOTOSHOP ALREADY, PEOPLE DO BOTHER TO LOOK THROUGH! and all along i thought you’d do that only when your life is boring)
kailing, our skin now must be fucking nice. enough to be called photoshopped at least. that, or our makeup skills damn zai. hahaha.
Cb Wenqi you steal my line about our makeup. And forgot to tell that funny joker. BRO! We got sibei a lot of names leh. Royals, Second Timers club, LONGBAOS (our favourite). Why you only shoot the royals one leh? That’s why I say you really sibei funny! Good one never praise us! Bad one say we all. Be fair leh brother. Like that then next time can learn to cheat on your slut. Steady?!
i think u guys put the makeup, i think pat ur face once, machiam sandstorm liao.
and dont keep sibei sibei leh, i pity ur father i tell u. laobei si laobei si. why not juz scold ur mother again lar. lao bei lao bu si? better right??
oh ya, i dont know who’s the slut u talking about,just get ur facts right before scolding people =)
oh, the joy of conversing in proper english. – if only. hi, do you not understand me? if WE didnt put the makeup on ourselves, who did? what do you mean “i think you guys put the makeup”? HAHAHA! DUH??? or what? makeup naturally occurs on our faces? i never thought you’d be more of a joke. well, proven me wrong, obviously.
now PLEASE. make up your mind. do you think we photoshop-ed or makeup? either way, they’re compliments. BORNED with it. HAHAHA. need tips? try elizabeth arden. YSL does fine too. but please, stay away from mac.
oh and, you dont seem to get that SANDSTORMS DO NOT OCCUR WHEN YOU APPLY MAKEUP unless… oh my, you’ve were in such a disastrous situation before?! else why would you know? but uh, makeup isnt made of sand dear. its actually powder? like p,o,w,d,e,r? technically it would be powder-storm!! hahaha. i’m so funny i cannot stand myself. but since i see you so poor thing, kena powder storm when applying makeup before, i give you tip want? USE LIQUID DUDE!! hello. you what century still using powder uh!
KAILING! HAHAHA, IM SO SORRY, think you were right. anonymous is NOT coherent at all!!! HAHAHAHAHA. once a joke always a joke.
do you think i was blatant enough? they dont seem to get that one has to apply makeup to oneself, and that see, when you use liquid, things like powder storms dont occur. WHY DO THEY NEVER GET THAT WE USE LIQUID?!!
pimple face is better than someone dont even have the name to face the world? or you are just too ashame of your own name? skali you turn out to be one damn ugly guy/girl. look i dont even know your gender. leave your name behind lah, chiobu yandao! and i personally think she still look good with her pimples. and im kinda worried for you, maybe you dont have any pimples, but you are damn ugly? like big mouth or sth?
so are you simply jealous over her because she got pimples and still look better than you! HAHAHA
EH WENQI!!!!! people trying to shoot y’all lah!!! low level shooting, i know, but AT LEAST ACT AFFECTED MA!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha. wa xiao. who dare shoot you all sia. you all indestructible one. some more anon lehh. they still stuck in secondary schools izit? not like you all dont know who already what? you all go their blogs shoot sure put ur names one.
heng i view your blog today. happening eh?
HAHA. sorry i had to interfere since im part of the longbaos. abnormally cute one of course.
time to change your makeup dear, if yours works like sand. no wonder you’re jealous of our non-existent photoshop skills, since photoshop probably wouldnt work for you.
extra make up tips for you! use Benefit if you can afford.
works wonders. promise no sand effect.
HAHAHAHAAH. freak, JOLENE, YOU ARE DAMN FUNNY. hahahahahahaa. omg, theirs work like sand. SEE, no matter how you try to be nice, jolene, YOU ARE ALWAYS PART OF US. (though, not adding the abnormally cute part would be nicer on my stomach) now… can someone tell me why fiona is not here using her skills, which are even better than the queen and me.
aaron: EH, YOU ARE MY (male)BESTFRIEND! HAHHA. ON. I MEET YOU AT AMK. YOU DONT NEED COME TO JURONG POINT LIAO!!! HAHAHA.
yasmine: dude!!!!! you bored also is it?!!! hahahahaa. MY ACTING SKILLS SUCK LEHH, HOW!
eh, i just thought of something. what if this gives us another nickname?
HAHAHA. like, all our names stems from them anyway. right ROYAL longbaos?
EH HELLO!!! You’re finally back ah?! Can see how eager you were to find out our comments! Hope we didn’t let you down.
Oh no no. My dear bro. You really have no knowledge about makeup at all. Ok, let me help you out here so it’s easier to help the sluts beside you ok. (Honestly speaking, they really DO need some help). And let me do everyone a favour by clarifying what you really are trying to convey here.
By “i think u guys put the makeup, i think pat ur face once, machiam sandstorm liao.” this. I’m quite sure you meant to say that we have so much powder on, that, OH GOOD LORD when our faces come into contact with something it’s suddenly snowing in SG right? BRO! That’s what tapping off the excess is for. You know, pick up your brush and tap it against the container to remove the excess powder so that well, in your terms, “SANDSTORMS” won’t happen.
And of course with powder you need a good base for it to hold on to. Can try a moisturizer, a primer (even Maybelline has released their version of it! Cheap, suitable for you!), or even as Wenqi has kindly tipped you off, a liquid foundation. And even if you use the EASIEST way of makeup, which is a two-way cake, the proper way is to use it wet. So I’m quite sure “sandstorms” won’t occur that easily. Now don’t feel so discouraged! You can still make it happen! Just DON’T do everything that I’ve mentioned here and you’ve got it! But really bro, thanks for your reminder. Cause I won’t allow “sandstorms” to happen to any of my girls here. (Yes including Cheyenne.. You’ll never know when a lesbian wants to look chio!)
Bro… This afternoon I already laugh until stomach sibei pain. Such a coincidence I was at CGH, wanted to consult doctor already know! Don’t make it happen again leh! You really joker. I realize you only like to pick on ONE ‘bad’ thing and base your whole argument on it. This will get you nowhere, love. See for your first “Royals” argument you also like that. Now I say “sibei” you also want to come and chup qiu. I said alot more ’sian’ than ’sibei’ leh. Why you never touch on it? Really cannot just base your argument on a point cause when the opposing party tears down your argument, there goes your line of defense, don’t you see?
Plus you really sibei hao xiao! My mother father you also want scold! Eh being anonymous not “IN” liao leh. Scold mother father also not “IN” liao. Obviously proves you’re inadequate in solving disagreements.
Shiok right! Come here like free tutorial! Life lesson 101! You sure you don’t know who the sluts are? JOKER, REALLY! Buay tahan leh! I’m sure you do. Deep inside you, somewhere, somehow.
Don’t plead me to get my facts right. You threw tons of accusations at us. Photoshopping our pictures, thick skin, faker etc. The face full of pimples I will gladly take full claim to that. Tsk time for another visit to my dermatologist.
So who started the accusations first? It is true that the word “BORNED” triggered everything. But you came here throwing accusations one after another to us. Which of what we said were false about your owner before? None. So don’t come pleading that we verify facts when I see that you don’t as well. We’re on par, dude.
Anyway don’t talk so much first. You go back and edit your “BORNED” or tell the person who is holding onto your leash to tell her friend. Save some face before it turns into a stale entry and EVERYONE has seen it. Edit first, then crawl back here and talk.
STEADY WENQI. OK WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO “THE BEACH”. Since it has nothing but SAND. Water aplenty too.. But every living thing needs water. OK “BEACHES”! CHIONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
OK BEACHES! Jolene will be “Siloso”, I wanna be “Palawan”, Wenqi you are officially named “Tanjong”, Fiona is “Pasir Ris”, and Cheyenne can be “East Coast”! STEADY STEADY BOM PI PI!
nooooo!!!! why am i tanjong!!!! WHY ALL MY NICKNAMES I CANNOT CHOOSE ONE. last time that longbao one, the M and x i also cannot choose. you were motherlongbao i was xiaolongbao. now also. ):
could i be hawaii??? glaaaaaaam. ^^ hahahaa. and kailing, you are damn funny. thanks for the clarification though. keep not being able to fig out what they meant. GOD, IF ONLY WE COULD ALL
CONVERSEBITCH IN COHERENT ENGLISH.Nah don’t really long for coherent talks. This is better. Close to the heart, don’t you agree? Ok you “Hawaii”. I “Maldives”, Jol “Bali”, Fiona Pulau Ubin”, Cheyenne “St John island”. OK SET. NO CHANGES. BEACHES BEACHES ALLLLLLL THE WAY!
I HAD 92 VIEWS TODAY!!! KAILING YOU JEALOUS NOT!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Fuck offffffffff. You got it cause of me! Shared effort ok. HAHAHA!
Hello,
it seems like this is getting abit too far off,
could i just say something about it?
firstly, i guess it is quite obvious who anon is, and i would just like to say that i hope he can be left out of this matter because he is after all, not in this, not amongst us whom have known each other for about 7 years. i know that his comments may have left you all unhappy but it is true that he doesn’t fully understand what really is going on and therefore may see things subjectively.
i understand that what you write on your blog is definitely up to you, but its just that its kind of, disturbing when you know obviously that you’re the one being talked about. i want to clarify and clarify again that im not trying to start anything by posting this comment. when it is apparent that we are the ones being talked about, we try our best to ignore it but i guess the comments can be quite overwhelming at times. at this time when i’m mentioning this, i hope that you all can take the sluts label off because i don’t think its very nice, honestly. i know again, anon started it, but hopefully from now onwards, after we’ve taken him all of this, all these can end. after all whats the point of everybody wasting their time here, yah? we’ve all got school and our own things to deal with, so it would be better having one less thing to do yeah?
Andddd no one’s gonna edit anything. It isn’t even that embarrassing. It was just a minor grammar mistake anyone could have made.
Hey Anet. It’s about time we heard from one of you.
Is it quite obvious who the anonymous comments are from? Not to us, sorry. And frankly. We don’t care who this joker is. Well if you’re feeling gracious enough, you could let us know of who this person is. But all we can guess is that this fella is trying to come to your (or one of your) defence.
Firstly you send someone here to make noise, insult us, scold my father mother. Then when in turn you think that we have insulted one of you, you now ask us to remove the “slut label” off. Since you claim that the anonymous comments are from an outsider, and my comments about sluts being around him, I’m really sorry to disappoint but I really don’t see why I should do that for you. All comments are ambiguous, and so are mine. Unless the identity of the brother, that I have gladly imparted some important life skills to, is revealed, why should I remove what I have said just to make all of you feel better? For all you know, it could not have been you all.
That said, I can only appeal to you to try to be fair. You claim that being talked about is “disturbing”. Could be. How about us being called all that stuff about being “thick-skinned”, “face full of pimples”, “photoshopped” and of course my favourite, yes I really was saving the best for the last, “SANDSTORMS”? Could I only think of feelings on your side (We all already know what has become of us) and let Jol, Wq, Fiona and Cheyenne’s feelings remain hurt? Sorry, no. and I believe you already know that, that’s why you directed your comment towards Wenqi.
When we get thrown accusations, its okay. You sit back and enjoy the online “war”. When you think we have “talked about” you and it starts to feel “overwhelming”, you ask us to remove the “slut label” off. Would it benefit us even if I do? Would we at least get a apology from this person you’ve sent here? No, and you know it. And I don’t expect one. Therefore, it’s no way in the world I will retract a single word that I’ve said.
I really hate for this to be a proper conversation for us after not speaking for so long, but at least please educate your online warrior before sending him here again. Although we’ll be glad to help you knock some (common) sense into him, but since you sent him here, it’s your duty to at least provide a training course so that he has something factual to say of us, instead of all the remarks he has made of our appearance. Superficial, pun intended (of course).
And I must say, I’m really disappointed in you. You of all people would know, if you wanna come out and play, leave the parents insult at home. Would it be fair to my parents now? You know it yourself that this online warrior started everything. So please don’t ask us of anything less. Lastly, don’t mention the 7 years of friendship when you want us to do something for you, and not for you all to do something for us.
I don’t wanna be accused of not holding up to my words. Thus if you wanna meet up and talk about this, anytime. We’ll make time.
Eve. “It isn’t even that embarrassing”. Ahhh but the keyword here is “THAT”. It’s really your decision to edit or not. I was just thinking for Shimin. In the best way possible of course. And if I’m allowed to quote, my reply to Anet’s request would be “Andddd no one’s gonna edit anything.” too. Wouldn’t it be better if you have all used your names upfront in the first place?
hmmm, just a little curious, aren’t you guys admitting that this “online warrior” is your kah kia? why send him here in the first place if you don’t wanna get hurt? It’s not like we directed any of our comments to anyone. And why are you talking about getting hurt when your kah kia started this “war”? So if you get hurt don’t blame us, go get insurance.
BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
to anet:
no, this isnt “getting too far off” its just getting comfortable. and are you kidding me? its not quite obvious who it is, i dont care, can be tom, dick, “hairy”, or “kah kia”, im just wondering where his brains were when HE CAME IN to chup qiu. (though it entertained us very much, thank you) so this bitch would like to implore to you to SCROLL UP and see the very first comment, in case, AS USUAL, you all just chup in and bo tao bo buay dig your own grave. (exactly what you, my dear, are doing) (and have been doing for “about 7 years”.) speaking of which, that line cracks me up. YOU of all people saying that. HAHAHA. you’ve always been a joke dude, now more so.
i’d like to see us settle this face to face. this is obviously not as entertaining already since kailing has brought up the face to face idea. that’d be something i’d wanna see. HI, can you NOT see us “egggg-citedly” (quoting people of course, cause i know you’re too dense to tell. hello, 7 years right! hahaha), like little innocent children, having fun? with or without you guys throwing incoherent replies to us, we’d still talk bout you guys this way. im sorry, truth hurts, so sue us. if you want us actually affected, unhappy, hurt, REFLECTING (as you all so, so, sooooo desperately hope), im sorry, try alot, alot harder. im astonished ur skill hasnt upgraded. you type the same comeback all the time. you could have put anon too and let us have more of a laugh. wouldnt you? *sad, puppy eyes*
i still think you telling us to leave him alone cause “he’s not part of this” is one huge ass joke. people come in chup qiu, comment on MY BLOG, dig own grave, then cannot win, ask(maybe) people come in as back up (also cannot win, btw), then you come in ask us leave him alone. dehh, who dig his OWN grave? he dont understand ask him dont geh kiang la. if so kiang come here dig means he clicked the invisible “i accept” agreement already mah. dude, no wonder you learning swimming module. need life skills right? and dont say i call people for backup. tell you first so you dont need use the little empty space above your ear behind your forehead. my blog, my friends read my blog, they auto can comment. of course, my ROYAL LONGBAO BEACHES is i TELL them one. tell horr, about the joke i read. not ask them back me up. even im surprised chey and jol commented. see, my longbao beaches are unleashing themselves! im so proud of you guys.
whoa, very long. hope you read every word though. i’ve missed you soooooo much it’d hurt me so, so, badly if you didnt read all my words. HAHAHAHA. trust me, i’m overjoyed more people are reading and commenting. MORE VIEWS! hahaha. IM A FUCKING FULL FLEDGED BLOGGER!!!
oh, but to add on, will you stop your “i understand what you write ……. up to you” comment? its hell annoying. hear for “SEVEN YEARS” already will sian one. and no one, NO ONE, said anything like ur “its my blog, i can blog whatever i want” comments. IM VERY OPEN TO COMMENTS OF ALL KINDS! (why else will i allow anon comments and hope things like this will happen?) btw uh, since we’re at this topic, since you help me say that line, then you all come here get so annoyed for what? after all, “my blog, my comments” ma. HAHA. not like we get annoyed when you all blog bout us also. we’d encourage that though. gives us a good laugh all the time. why dont you blog bout us too? i’d like to see the style you’d bitch about us in. aww, dont start the whole “im busy”, bla bla bla, “im BORNED different” talk. what are you busy with? swimming? HAHAHA. and the irony. “borned” different then why do i see traces of us in their blogs then? see! underneath it all we’re all bitches! embrace it! HAHAHAH.
oh yeah, want us take away the slut labels? ask HIM take it away. hahaha.
whenif he can EDIT HIS POST AT MY BLOG, i’d take away the slut labels kailing wrote. HAHAHAHA. why? only we can be “insulted” but you all cannot uh? (btw, i will not go to his personal appearance. that will start another 1200 essay, or longer. just thought it’d be fair though. at least complexion can use money cure. for him…….) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. but actually, take out for what? still you know we know. what’s the point?and you clown. who are you to come in chup (after 3 days somemore, so slow!) and have the say in “after we’ve taken him out of all this”? may i question again, who agreed to? this is one huge entertainment (better than gossip girls) to us lehh. somemore, i emphasize again, HE WANTED TO. of his own free will! unless someone egged him on…. now that’s a different story. we’re not wasting our time. we’re pretty indestructible, if you’re so “worried” for us. XD
hope you read it all! loves, hugzxzxz, kisseszxzxz, xoxoxoxoxoxo. oh i forgot one more. misseszxzxzxz.
eve: (oh dont worry, not as long as anet’s. cause you see, i missed her so, and must type longer. you… not so.) (ps. i can see you dont miss me so too. awwwwwww
HAHAHAHA.)
sorry for the extremely long wait. dont edit then. honestly i’d rather you guys dont! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. its all the more funnier. i’d probably “favourite” that page (and alot others) and go look at it when im in a bad mood! you guys are such awesome entertainers. feedback though. could be funnier and probably less emo. i love reading yours best. i dont have to stop at each and every word to decipher. to the point that i’ve given up reading one of your uh…. “people”’s blog, unless she does things like talking about how “ugly X and M” are. for which, im assuming she meant motherlongbao and xiaolongbao? HAHAHAHAHA SEE! YOU GUYS HAVE THE TALENT AFTER ALL! so why call yourself “borned different”?!
ah, slight coherence at last! im glad people with semi proper english commented, so i wouldnt have to decipher adjectives inserted in the wrong places (sandstorm makeup / makeup until sandstorm) for which i still cannot understand why he chose to type that way. you all need to teach him humour. but uh, hi, its MINOR GRAMMATICAL MISTAKE. not grammer mistake. you dont “grammer mistake” someone. L.O.L.
lastly, all these has brought me back to reading the very first comment, (cause anet said we drag him in) which i find hell funny and this itch to reply him
HELLO. you ask me “what the fuck is this man” i tell you, THIS, is a blog. you know? B. L. O. G. im sure you know it. you have one too. when you make it half as interesting as the bunch of clowns you are supporting, tell me. i’d be half read-worthy.
my honest feedback is that i don’t want to actually talk about this anymore. it may be entertaining for you all but actually not for me. and in addition, i kind of dont see the need to meet up because it is really not that serious. take care.
Alright then. Thanks for trying though. Appreciate your great effort.
huh… immediate reply still say not entertaining uh. arent we funny?
aww, you’ve broken my nonchalant heart. i’ve even written an essay for you. 
oh well. could see how deep a grave you’ve dug though. thanks for the effort.
Didn’t Wenqi find it obvious who anon is? We didnt send him. We didnt even know till he was gonna do it till he did it believe it or not. What anon did wasn’t right too and we’re sorry for that, and only that. But he did it because he couldn’t stand how we try to ignore you guys, when time and again Wenqi would blog something that totally sounded like it was talking abt us. Yea perhaps we were too sensitive but then again it can’t possibly be coincidence everytime. And this time, it was totally obvious that you guys were mocking Shimin. It’s your blog, yes, you can write whatever you want, but not when it concerns someone else. It was just a stupid GRAMMATICAL mistake. And you labeled her a clown. Then now sluts, and all the crude things come out. We’ve never even thought of using all those words on you. Not because we can’t, but do we really have to come to that? Hurling each other with verbal abuses? Saying how much of a bad fuck each other is? Tons of other people out there use the word borned too. Nobody needs to have perfect English before they are allowed to blog.
And anyway, what’s the point of meeting to thrash it out? Can’t we just end it here and also continue letting Wenqi’s stats soar? We made up the previous time already didn’t we. Then we couldn’t make it for Kailing’s birthday because we really seriously had stuffs on. We could have made it for the first date planned initially though. From there, we heard about how you guys still always bitched about us. Even to the extent of saying our r/s with our other halves wont last as long as you guys’??? So back then we were already entertainment to you.. when we were friends again, or so we thought. That was about when we decided there wasn’t any point in meeting up with you guys anymore. Then came all the ambiguous blog posts on this blog (and you talk about deciphering our posts eh). We don’t even know what we did to have you all nitpicking on us like that. Don’t even know what went wrong. Lol. Misunderstandings again? Okay this is my side of the story. What’s yours? Fine with me if you guys really want to meet and talk. Then again, we aren’t as free as you guys so it’d probably be difficult to.
We really didn’t want to care what you think about us, stuffs we do/say. It’s difficult, but we really did try, maybe except for a sentence or two of rebuttals. They don’t even make up a paragraph. We did all of that, up till now, at least. I know Wenqi loves the attention and probably don’t want this to end since this was what she wanted in the first place. But really, we’re sick of it. Yea we can always keep away from your blog, but who can really do that if they know somehow you’re gonna be talked about on it again? You nit-pick on all our little mistakes, find loopholes in whatever we’re saying, label us with crude names,.. what’s the whole point? Yea everyone gossips and stuffs, bitching isn’t a sin, but it becomes different when it goes on and on. You can be the bitch on the highest level we don’t really care. Indestructible? Whatever. Just leave us out of it. Don’t even know why we’re in, in the first place. I’m sure you can find something else to bitch about since you’re so good at it. The weirdest and saddest thing about this is that we were all friends. You can mock all you want and shoot back all you want about this. But I really do wonder why the hell are we like enemies with each other now.
you can hurl verbal accuses. we’d just have to care.
btw, anticipate “my side of the story”. i’d have to do my assignment first. i dont claim im busy and yet can give (almost) immediate responses.
so in summary, no one sent him, he came of his own accord. we shoot him. what has it got to do w you all then?
dont need good english to blog, i FULLY agree (it’d just become a torture to read). but at least have the decency to use proper english to shoot to ensure you dont get shot back? we also never say need good english to BLOG (scroll up please). okay, im flexible. want shoot in chinese, tamil, korean, jap, french also can. but make sure its good chinese, good french, etc. (not like i’d understand, but it wouldnt be a joke, and at least, you dont get shot back)
my entries. i’d implore you to go back to them. NONE of it, was aiming anyone. infact, they happen to be all about us. what we talked about, what we did, what we thought. pretty normal? the not so ambiguous ones, ARE PASSWORD PROTECTED. so, why in the world would you accuse me of causing you such unthinkable emotional distress which has resulted in this strong attraction to my blog? hello, dont blame me for your obsession over skinshipislove.wp.com! and wow, aren’t you guys famous for “its my blog, i can type whatever i want” so why the strings attached now?
but if you want me to think along YOUR lines… take it that AT LEAST, we let you know if we bitched about you? i dont know, like at least no “fakers” which your oh-so-fallen gallant warrior says. IF, im thinking along your lines. speaking of which. WHY cant you keep away from a person’s blog if you THINK they’re talking about you?! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?! and since you’re at it, please update my link at your blog then. annoys me that you go through my old blog coming here. of course, you can continue if you wanna annoy me.
the “deciphering” part, is not on ur ambiguous-ity. (that’d be a no brainer, really) but on the english. i. was. de.ci.pher.ing. their. english. as i’ve said, not a crime to not use proper english, but a TORTURE to read. my gloating, is on anonymous comments making me full-fledged-blogger worthy. not that i’d been desperately wishing for this. this is just an unforeseen alternative. which works fine. after all, its spicing up our lives. dont you think so? you have something to look forward to – our replies.
ps. “i dont care” that you dont care about us being on high level bitching. we’ve NEVER let you in on our levels of bitching. neither have we considered you all indestructible. what do you mean by “leave us out of it”. WE DID, WE ARE, WE WILL. jesus! whatever gave you the delusional notion that you were in it?
How nice. Cos he was just trying to stand up for us? Yea password protected with Shimin’s name on the tags. Okay it doesn’t matter anymore anyway. Sia la I didn’t even realise anyone uses my links there. I mean that. Shall update it soon. Alright, that’s that. I got my point across and you got yours.
Goodbye.
Oh sheesh left out my name yeaaa! That’s me right there.
Goodbye.
aye. long script all the way up. it hurt my eyes and mind to be reading so many words at a time. it seemed like the conversation was beating arnd the same spot cos no direct names were used and everything was “anon” this and that.
so, u all should not use makeup- just like me! like occasionally some loose powder and lip gloss will do. so little that even when a hurricane were to strike, the “sand storm” can’t be felt cos it was too insignificant in the first place.
so what beach am i gonna be called, ladies?
Eve awww c’mon don’t go yet! I haven’t said my piece yet! (Although I AM SURE you will read this). It pains my heart to start with this but I have to. PLEASE DON’T BE DAFT. Now where do I start. Ok point form. Trying to be more succinct.
1. Will you all PLEASE try to use your eyes. Irregardless of their size. I’m sure they perform the most basic function of why they are there. TO PROVIDE YOU SIGHT. Very important, please remember. Clown and BORNED. I started it. Who else’s twitter page would that be? Why else would there be a screenshot? If you have read Wenqi’s post carefully (I thought you did! Guess I thought wrong), I’m sure with brains like yours you would have figured it out. Just wanted to clarify, instead of letting Wenqi take all the unnecessary blame.
1(a). I already reverted to Anet “We’ll make time”. Which part of “We’ll make time” sounds like “We have lots of time. Don’t fret! Anytime will do! Call and we’ll be there in a flash! Confirm chop faster than express courier delivery?”. We’ll MAKE time. Eyes, baby, eyes. Such a joke that I have to explain this to you in such a manner.
2. Your sentences, “It’s your blog, yes, you can write whatever you want” really ridicules “but not when it concerns someone else.” THIS. So technically we aren’t allowed to write whatever we want isn’t it? I’m gonna make a guess and guess that you are thinking ‘Yes you can write whatever you want. But you have to answer for it when you hurl insults like this”. Or that is what I would be thinking if I were in your position. May I daringly carry on with the notion that YES. We are answering for what we are doing. That is why we are replying you all in this manner.
“Some people are just borned that way. Glad that I am (or rather we are) different
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So could it be that, that sentence was about us? Now I don’t care if it was already. We all know that we’re all well over that stage to find fault over that sentence. But that word just jumped out at me. Could be that I was in a pissy mood. (I get terrible moodswings a week before my period. Recent observation, sadly) Anyway, as I was saying. Was I at fault if I found the need to defend “our side”? I could be over-sensitive if that was not about us. The fact is I did. Retort in my own social networking site, mock Shimin, “defend” (or so I claim) “my side” (another of my claim) and so? Truth is here we are. Trashing things out aren’t we? At least we have the decency to lock posts up instead of making snide remarks.
3. Our “verbal abuse” was directed to ‘Anonymous’. That was until you and Anet came along and decided to bear the brunt of it. If you took it upon yourselves rather willingly (if I should add), why come and put yourself in such a pitiful light and being all good Samaritan that you all never wanted to do that to us. Yes. I admit. We obviously knew that ‘Anonymous’ was one of you, being all defensive, oh fuck you. I’ll let you know. If you never have used ‘Anonymous’, I will NEVER come back with such retorts either. Please convey the message to your online warrior, WANT TO BE HERO RIGHT? AT LEAST MUST LEAVE NAME FOR PEOPLE TO BUILD A PLAGUE FOR YOU, OR AT LEAST TO CLAIM YOUR BODY IN A BATTLEFIELD. Even dogs wear dogtags. What are you to come and talk if you are ‘Anonymous’ as you are.
4. Nothing any of you said really made me feel anything. But “Even to the extent of saying our r/s with our other halves wont last as long as you guys’???”, I’m very ashamed to admit, infuriated me. I’ll say this ONCE, and ONCE only. WE HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING. I try to believe that I will admit to what I have done. Therefore, train your snitch a little harder to get more accurate information. Your relationships, ARE NONE OF OUR BUSINESS. As much as OURS ARE NONE OF YOURS. If you have any brains to think at all, I’m the only one who is openly attached in our group. Jol as you all know, NEVER talks about yq till you force it out of her (Although I’m very happy to announce that we need no forcing now! But still very difficult to extract info from her tsk), Cheyenne spends so much time with Hazel that she hardly even spends a full day with us (But now she’s alot better. God bless her), and Clarence and I are so sticky that we meet almost EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE YEAR, where got time you tell me. I wouldn’t like people to comment on my relationship, therefore I don’t do it. And other than me. None of us will. Wenqi has nothing got to say cause nobody wants her (yet). So what really are you talking about? Joke.
You all think that you all are saints. Breaks my heart to spoil that for illusion for you all. Do you know the main reason for Fishy not celebrating her joint birthday with you this year? Why she kept changing her replies from yes to no? Why Cheyenne and Fiona suddenly reverted that they were not free too? Because I asked Fishy not to go. But why did she really choose not to? She’s turning 19. She is more than qualified to make her own decisions. BECAUSE I TOLD HER “YOU KNOW THAT THEY PLANNED THIS AROUND EVE. AND THEN JUST ADD YOUR NAME ON THE CAKE. LIKE THEY DO EVERY SINGLE FUCKING YEAR”. Call it brainwash, call me spoiling the friendship, really it’s your choice. But somewhere within a person, they recognize the truth when they hear it. I promised to make it up to Fishy. To give her a smashing 19th. And to my extent, we did it. Were you all as unselfish as you all claim? Yes you asked her for her preference in dining. And that went as far as that. Were you all gonna surprise Fishy like how they surprised you? Are you all as good a friend as you thought you were? It’s none of my business if you are or not already, as very plainly everyone can read that this is a falling out between two “groups”. But for the sake of the plentiful of friends you all have left, it wouldn’t hurt to give it a little thought.
5. You can really don’t stay away. Please don’t, in fact! But don’t make a whole lot of noise and try to chut all your stunt when you guys suddenly feel that you all are “sick of it” and when we hurt your feelings. I don’t see us doing that. Why you all like this!
6. Please don’t take away my favourite self-constructed sentence about myself. Indestructible, is me! Not them. Just thought I need to clear it up. Of course we have plenty of other people to bitch about. But you all are our favourite! However, we don’t put that as upfront as you all do. At least we have the decency to lock it up. Tags are for our convenience to locate it. But now that everything is out. Things arent as fun and worth bitching as before. What do you wanna say about me? I waste my life away bitching about others, and all? At least I get somewhere with my life. Of course not in bitching and wasting my life la! If you thought that, are you stupid or what?!
7. Friends you say aye? YOU ALL were the ones who left us out first. At least Wq had the decency to text and inform you all the meeting times of our next birthday celebration. Although at a short notice, but better late than never. Better than you all who decided that it wasn’t worth meeting for some COCK GOSSIP that we didn’t even bother to start. Hence the stop of all invitations from “your side”. JOKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS suck my cock.
8. LASTLY HOW DAFT CAN YOU BE. WordPress has the feature that allows the site owner to see where the traffic to their site is coming from. At least google first before trying your last stunt can! Want to leave also try to leave in style leh. ONE BIG ROUND AND YOU’RE STILL LEAVING AS A JOKE. What the fuck?!
I’ve got my point across. Didn’t manage succinct. But to hell with that. No one needs succinct when you have better brains than others.
Oopsie!
fishy!!!! we will convert you like how we’ve converted fiona! HAHAHAHA. convert you even easier! she didnt even use loose powder! okay, our next target, CHEYENNE! hahahahahaa. eh, you can choose. you want be high level, exotic ones, or low level local ones? hawaii, maldives, bali, st john and pulau ubin taken. EH, ACTUALLY YOU SHOULD BE ST JOHN’S ISLAND HOR.
eve. password protected post with shimin’s name. SO? in what way does it cause the unthinkable emotional stress on you all.
and this goes out to everyone. USE WORDPRESS DUDES! it allows you to see everything. every single thing. from how people view your blogs, to what links they use, etc. another joker. i go my blog need to use links from another place meh.
KAILING! why are we all claiming reponsibility. FUN UH?! i appreciate you trying to shoulder the blame, but personally, i cannot care less if they blame things like water leaking in their house on me.
and i think their “It’s your blog, yes, you can write whatever you want” means we can talk about anyone, just NOT THEM. doubt they’d care about answering for things. (guts) not ingrained in them. they write write write and zao one. we were “borned” different. not type one sentence two sentence, as ambiguously as possible. we do it full fledged, or not at all.
huhs. i don’t want st john island lah! so *toot* please.
someday, someone please teach me how to draw eyeliner kayy. i don’t wish to end up like a exotic panda lost from china.
there’re always people whom we’ve known for years yet bumps still exist among us. yet there’re others whom we’d still feel close, loud and comfortable with even though our own personal schedule only allow a meet up once in a while. perhaps it personal preference. perhaps it’s a sense of belonging.
kay. so one day we should all use wordpress.
Wenqi: Write and zao sounds fun leh. We should try it soon ok steady?
Fishy: ok you choose your own name la! You want Nude Beach or Topless Beach (whatever its called) in Aussie anot? Fits you leh!! Hahaha! Next time I draw eyeliner for you ok! Make you sibei chio that your bf buay tahan!! Hahahahaha!
HAHAHAH! FISHYY! you joke!
Anyway, i strongly object to the idea of all using wordpresses. if anytng, twitter would be fine. i wouldnt want to be reading your essays ever again, its zapping all my remaining brain cells. you longbaos are insane! no one in the right mind should ever mess with you!
PS: when’s steamboat girls!
Yea Kailing of cos you would add on. At this rate of explaining and shooting back and forth, this will never end. Because everyone has their own point of view, nobody thinks they’re at wrong or the ones more at wrong… I don’t know. We didn’t mean to start this, and after all that essays up there I thought maybe we can end this already. Afterall yea we’ve all been going on and on about the same issues. At least you’ve expressed alot of your views, and I’ve said what I wanted to and you guys have read it any way you wanted to and rebutted whatever you thought is wrong. Anyhow, we never did think we were saints or unselfish or anything along that line.. Hmm that’s that I guess.
kl: siao. hahaha. just tell me when!
fishy: hahahahaha. exotic?!
jolene: will you stop complaining! you rather twitter but you read blogs more lehh! and its too bad. im trained for essays and arguments. ):
eve: good news for you! you’re no longer my favourite to bitch about. it has switched to that anon joker called Clown. i dont know bout the rest though. and your “we didnt mean to start this” is wrong. u guys DIDNT start this, to be fair. it was Clown. if you guys didnt chup in, ur wouldnt be involved anyway. but yeah. now i see what you mean by the inseparable attraction to my blog. welcome back! Clown’s funny though. wish Clown would come back. tell him observe our social networking sites for more updates on him. im sure there’d be alot coming up.
oh man! and i thought it would get more exciting. =( its just starting to get fun!
p.s. i totally agree that we always go the full fledged way. they sound almost angelic and peace loving if an outsider were to read this. how ironic. :/
Eve, I knew you would come back and at least have the decency to reply. I applaud you for admitting that you guys started this. They all should thank god that at least one of you have some sort of responsibility to admit this. Anet was ridiculous to ask for something when she wasn’t in the position to do so.