“if i were to be naughty, i’d wear reeeeed, like BOOMZ!” September 21, 2009
Posted by wenqi in bitchings, outings, picspam.Tags: fiona, kailing, jolene, cheyenne
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realised i didnt update if i failed or passed my tp. but, to find out the Royal Second Timers’ Longbaos club’s TP pattern, proceed here: http://www.facebook.com/jolenekohmeili?v=feed&story_fbid=128438969591 i officially wanna kick cheyenne! she doesnt do anything or contribute. continue sleeping early and you’ll disappear from all our conversations!!
went out with my lovable bunch of RoSeTiL/RoSeTiLo (abbreviation for above), on friday, and omg i miss them so, so, so, so, so, so, much! limits at when they sleep like pigs though. freaking hell none of them were awake and available on sat at FOUR PM, when i would have given them ample opportunities for a bitching conference! (still love jolene cause she was interning, and not sleeping. and the only one bitching with me.) cheyenne, i swear, is hopeless. even my mum was better. i know, cause tried and tested, since the pros seem to have adopted western body clocks.
i dont know why, or what we do. seems like we just wasted time. dont remember completing anything or doing anything efficient, but its always beyond fun. reminiscing bout the more than 6 teachers who cried cause of us, on mr chin’s “shim win chee”, “wong ka-ii lingg”, “cheyy-enne”, on ms seh’s banging of the OHP, and all the other nonsense. its always kailing, cheyenne and me. why uh?! MY STRESS FREE DAYS!! wish i didnt mature. then i wouldnt mind flunking. then, i wouldnt have to study. not that i’ve started. at all. but i have the intention to – something i used to lack, at least.
lastly, boomz boomz boomz!!! in reeed. hahaha, love her. not. leopard prints, green, and khaki?!
what do you want? cute adorable twin kidneys? August 20, 2009
Posted by wenqi in bitchings, gathering, videos.Tags: cheyenne, fiona, jolene, kailing
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or are pretty intestines nicer?
last weekend was something new.we’ll prob try to do this more often. one event that will go down in our history.
once again, we had a whole lot of entertainment. fuck sia, everyth’s liquid now! omg behind times, like centuries ago. HAHAHA. so while reading xiaolongbao and motherlongbao being bitched on by bitchin-is-a-sin, this happened: okay nevermind. was gonna put up a video of our fail fondue chocolate but fucking fun process. and let everyone in on a peek of what happens when the royal longbaos are together alone. apparently aint gonna happen unless its uploaded on fb.
hahaha! omg arent we completely great cooks?! we cannot be let near chocolates. like, at andersons. where we ravaged the poor 10 scoops of icecream. and ravaged is an understatement.
watched GI joe on tue, and its omgnice, because like duhh, leehyungbin. okay other than that, everyth’s looking up. but one thing im not loving is, im still freaking sleeping at 4 am. mostly cause everyone here sleeps late. not liking it. i thought comeover alr will sleep earlier.
but i can tell you, sat was my cure. or it could be my royals. my royal longbaos. HAHAHAHA. JOLENE! AFTER YOU SPENT SO MUCH TIME SENDING ME, CANNOT UPLOAD! hahahahaahhahaha.
bitchy is an understatement July 29, 2009
Posted by wenqi in bitchings, gathering.Tags: cheyenne, fiona, jolene, kailing
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put an internet/wifi connection, a laptop or any other form of smartphone, together with a queen of queens, queen of rubbing it in, queen of gossip, royal monkey, fluctuating-between-chairman-and-slum-dweller, and what do you get? eternal bliss! today’s conversation shall remain within those walls. or maybe not.
today, hands down, total win. because the royal monkey and fluctuator (cause fluctuating-between-chairman-and-slum-dweller very long, i lazy type) probably took red bull or what, had perfect performance! even better than the 3 queens. who knew they had it in them. especially fluctuator. whoa, i am fucking shocked. and of course, pangseh-ed ion for this. how often do you get to see fluctuator and royal monkey unleashing their all?! title dedicated to them.
but of course, put us together for close to 12 hours, and you cant expect anything less than that. cram bonding session man. pictures at kailing’s blog though. lazy copy-save-upload here. secret to getting her to update: be right by her side, literally. felt like old times, but then again… not really. we werent the royal family then. of course, today wasnt all bitching. we had quality time too. okay, with bitching underlying everything.
what else is new. right. lost my voice. now i sound like a transexual. FTS. total karma, but completely worth it.
SEE. i’m spamming updates to cushion your withdrawals next week! talking about nothing and making no sense actually.
hi queen, get a facebook. July 15, 2009
Posted by wenqi in outings, randomzzzxzxzxz.Tags: cheyenne, fiona, kailing, melissa
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TO THE MOTHER OF ALL BITCHES/QUEEN OF QUEENS:
mel shocked me, i swear. she’s like 24/7 on fb. her comment appeared immediately after i wrote on chey’s wall. was considering whose wall to hold the discussion on. decided on chey’s cause that slum dweller would never get into the discussion of i didnt.
KAILING, NOW WILL YOU GET FACEBOOK? I SWEAR THE ENTIRE ROYAL FAMILY WILL ALL GO GET TWITTER IF YOU GET YOUR DAMNED FACEBOOK ALREADY AND STOP USING MINE AND FIONA’S. you’re causing all the confusion.
maps – a girl’s disaster. July 10, 2009
Posted by wenqi in bitchings, emo-ish, school, thoughts.Tags: cheyenne, fiona, fishy, jolene, kailing, melissa
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SIANZZZ.
iphone, must wait till contract expire then can transfer to singtel. that will be next yr, jan.
macbook, must wait till uni starts then see if i can use for my course. that would be, after august.
car, must wait till pass driving, choose model, do legal stuff, etc. by then… after nov already lorr!
everyth also must wait wait wait. except the chanel/ferragamo bag my dad wanted to get me. WHICH I BRAINLESSLY REJECTED. i felt bad, at that time. a moment of weakness, shit. now that it dawned on me everything must wait… should have gotten it that time! take advantage of recession.
(EDIT) how could i forget. another thing to wait for. getting canon digital eos/ ixus. WAIT FOR SEPT IT SALE! new phone, new laptop, new camera. whoa cannot leave bag unattended and go buy food already!
went PULAU NTU today! wahlau, the village’s as horrible as ever. got lost even with the campus map. WILL PROVE TO EVERYONE I AM A GEOG STUDENT ONE DAY. just wait.
feeling constricted today. school’s starting in 4-5 weeks time. freedom’s slowly but steadily dissipating away. you all wont be seeing me for 4 years. and when i come back to life, i’ll be donning last last last season’s clothes, talk, walk, and think like a villager. i’ll only be seeing my fellow village dwellers. 
SO, i will be booking tickets to harry potter for my royal family! i need to see my bitches as much as possible now. the queen, crowned princess, royal monkey, commoner mel and fishy, and slum dweller cheyenne! fiona’s apparently more vicious than me. promoted to crowned princess today. awww… finally unleashing her soul.
now will jolene stop trying to dispell/neutralize us?! if its in you, its in you. so just unleash the real you already!
operation… pending June 22, 2009
Posted by wenqi in bitchings, school.Tags: cheyenne, family, fiona, fishy, jolene, kailing, melissa
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NAME: WENQI
CURRENTLY: MEMORIZING FIONA’S IC NUMBER.
operation collecting certs is foolproof! HELLO WE SPENT NEARLY 2 HOURS PLANNING OKAY! what expect me to go down to woodlands and expect fiona to travel to nanyang. and the letter of authorization for collecting certs on behalf of students is only meant for relatives of the students. what crap is that. so we have gone through every detail, thorough until cannot thorough anymore, and decided that it cannot be anymore foolproof. what can you do if we lost our ic, and we no longer have ez link cards? so ta-da! memorizing each other’s ic and class now.
thank God for the holidays. innova’s back and side gates arent locked. so no security check! one hour was spent on that obstacle. but, chances are, i might get lost in ny.
me: but you need to tell me where’s ur general office.
fiona: i draw for you
me: are you serious?!
me: WHAT KIND OF MAP IS THAT?!
anyway speaking of fiona. we’re so proud of her. we’ve brought her up correctly. who’d ever expect that she could stalk people? whoa, she’s even faster than us! brought us news gossip that even me and kailing havent gotten hold of. surpassed her masters. hahahaha. right. next to surprise us would be jolene. then mel then fishy. chey would just be in her own world.
fiona to me: eh. *** and ***, ***** already lehh.
me: OMG really?! **************!
me to kailing: eh that time you wanted my FB pw, was it cause *****
kailing: WHAT?!! i swear i didnt know omg!! ********
kailing to fiona: FIONA! ****************
and then 3 of us basically in our own world already. all these, while i was in the bus, on my way to pick dad up. den when i came home, all 3 of us started attacking the net, and conferencing. though in the end we started planning tomorrow’s event and kailing got lost.
so. operation collecting certs tomorrow, then going do passport. going w family, but meeting fiona there, cos goondo needs to collect her passport too. okay, that was how the whole mission came about in the first place. sorry uh, but i need some thrill in my life. it has everything but lacks that.
just when you thought things couldnt get any better June 11, 2009
Posted by wenqi in spazzes.Tags: cheyenne, family, fiona, jolene
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09 is definitely the best year of my life! i cant believe i did not mention this till now. (probably cause i just returned from driving, so it reminded me)
MY MUM’S GONNA GET ME A CAR AFTER I GET MY LICENCE!
a mother fucking car! i never in my life thought she would, cause my parents are the stingiest people on earth. the you-want-it-work-for-it kind. so yeah duhh im obviously impressed. though i suspect the main reason is cause i threatened to drive my dad’s mercs, and that i’ll probably crash it just by trying to navigate out of our driveway. they should have testing routes at our driveway – if you can drive off smoothly, you sure pass your driving.
so. i will have my kia cerato forte after all! hahaha.
booked my test date today, and lets all pray i pass this at the first try. so i’ll get my record of passing everything at first attempt, and prove my dad wrong. did i mention what he said to me when i first signed up for btt? whoa, the horror. but, JOLENE KOH! me and chey took up the practical later than you and we’ve got our test dates already, so WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?! (at least we know the problem with fiona)
ps. i dont unds a thing in my freshmen admissions handbook! 
of everything you ever wanted… and more June 1, 2009
Posted by wenqi in birthdays, events, gathering, outings.Tags: cheyenne, family, fiona, fishy, jolene, kailing, laila, melissa
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im on adrenaline rush, i dont know what to type first. gloating, or gloating? sunday without chey was a blast. totally flipping awesome. now… do you want the short version, full details version, or pictorial journey version? full details click “more”. pictorial journey, wait, for slowpoke jolene to upload pictures.
so. summary version:
- became errands girl, events coordinator, basically, a codi, while waiting for kl.
- finally met her. finally.
- carried out fishy’s surprise plan.
- blindfolded fishy into kl’s car, surprised the rest with it. (and enjoying their bewildered expressions)
- started our “road trip”. everyone damn freaking excited, all shouting in the car and stuff.
- me and kl complaining since the rest behind keep taking photos of themselves and not both of us in front.
- reached mandai. one parking incident i will never forget.
- left fishy in car, while we set up cake.
- got her out, surprised her, celebrated, AND SHE FREAKING CRIED.
- went kfc for lunch, before entering zoo.
- zoo – photos, walking, photos again (OF US AND NOT THE ANIMALS. cause what’s the point? you want animals, go search the net. or come look for me. i got a 6cm thick stack of photos of plants and animals ready for collection, available since pri sch days), walking, thirst. the bloody thirst, walking.
- road trip again, to dinner. cussing at other drivers.
- last min suggesstion to sgoon gardens (yeah, oh hell no)
- 2nd parking incident i’ll never forget, KAILING PARALLEL PARKED!
- went thai express. (yuck. thai food) but fishy wanted. thus, i had trouble ordering. “hi, may i know what’s stick noodles?”
- had the noobiest waiter ever.
- crapped there and did our usual. clarence came.
- went chomp chomp (double hell no) to get some funny beancurd dessert.
- drove off to my house. (3 mins from chomp chomp?)
- DID THE MOST DANGEROUS THING EVER. and could have died.
- camped at my house, everyone ate their desert, while kl and cl played with koko.
- koko, koko and koko. main attraction of the day.
- showed off some tricks, had another animal show. lucky he listen to me. know why? food.
- everyone started to leave.
- spent 10 mins trying to get the car SAFELY out of my driveway. my house isnt located on the safest road on earth.
- kl sent everyone back to their houses, since no more public transport. which means, all over singapore.
okay. i tried my best alr. you know, i didnt get A1 for english and A for GP cause i could never do summary? but more fail moments under the cut. purposely leave out one. HAHA. jolene’s awesome birthday next. all hyped up about it already.
God loves me after all! May 29, 2009
Posted by wenqi in birthdays, events, outings, picspam.Tags: cheyenne, fiona, fishy, kailing, lydia
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FISHY!
though its now belated. it wouldnt be if i wrote 1hr 51 mins earlier.
well………. today’s a great day. the best damn day of my entire life. fishy’s birthday is my lucky day? hahaha. God doesnt hate me after all. i feel like a brat for throwing my tantrums, fits, and all possible means of releasing bratty behaviour yesterday. maybe i should go back to my previous two entries and censor the guy’s number? nah. i should instead go buy lottery for 28/05. HAHAH.
well. tomorrow, today actually, is a busy day. EVERYTHING falls on this day. and i really mean everything. i’ll try my best to go for gathering. i havent seen my 27A people in a long time. and i cant go for the potluck at lydia’s house. cos its one or the other. HMMM.
what else… CANT WAIT FOR SUNDAY! so much in store. TUNE IN MONDAY 3 OR 4 AM FOR UPDATES! hahaha. whoo! SUNDAY WITHOUT CHEYENNE! SO MUCH FUN! yes, if, by some miracle, you’re reading this, do some soul searching. but you wont cause you dont even know mine or kailing’s blog address! even fiona says “who’s cheyenne?” fiona know!
oh. and i finally ate breeks today! please do not laugh. i can hear you from here. and and and, i even had a cake to celebrate today. (i ended the previous sentence w an exclamation mark originally, but i think i’ve had a lot too many of those, so i changed it to a full stop). but we forgot, so the cake was sorta a quarter eaten before we got the picture taken. ugly, BUT I DONT FREAKING CARE. hahaha.
ps. fiona didnt actually say who’s cheyenne. it was more along the lines of “whoaa, i very long never see her already lorr..”
queen’s bday, part 2 May 6, 2009
Posted by wenqi in birthdays, events, spazzes.Tags: cheyenne, fiona, fishy, jolene, kailing
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okay so the queen had her second celebration. the surprise on her actual birthday wasn’t counted as a proper celebration. -rolls alot of eyes.
the day before that sunday, we received a msg from clarence to surprise her, so we did, AND WE WAITED FOR 4 FUCKING HOURS for her. like yes, FOUR FUCKING HOURS. till we were on the verge of knocking on her door, go “okay, happy birthday kailing, bye, we’re leaving now. enjoy your cake alone. hope u were surprised.” we even have pictures of us losing it. plus it wasn’t like we had anything to entertain us with, except the cake and jolene’s camera. i actually camwhored. for the first time in my life. because i had been waiting since 12. so i waited nearly 6 hours. and chey and fiona needed the toilet. badly.
we planned another proper traditional 2904 birthday celebration thing today for her, but the rest couldn’t turn up, so only the few of us. and once again, im reminded of how my life would suck without these people. though at times i just wanna bury them leaving their toes above the ground for koko to dig them out. particularly cheyenne and jolene. for being the most troublesome people on the world. see i even type “on the world” when i mention them instead of “in”.
and of all days my ezlink card had to expire today. when i had to travel the most. i spent like hell lots on transport, even excluding the cab fare from home to ijc to collect the stupid sgc and the cab fare home with midnight surcharge. its a minimum one dollar per bus trip, and 2.60 for std ticket, mrt. but guess what. I STILL NEED TO GO BACK TO IJC. for what? to collect laminated a lvl cert. i mean wtf just put the sgc and cert together and ask us to go down collect it at one go. is that so hard? i cabbed down for an SGC. wtf? so i had this failure plan with fiona where i collect her cert and she collects mine. hahaha. 5 mins for us to go to each other’s schools.
right. dallas. had the vip lounge, 3rd floor, cos kailing is simply magical. we were quite troublesome there. took alot of pictures again (when do we ever take less than 100 pictures?), crapped, joked, talked. everything. so. pictures up soon. i forgot it wont be soon. cos royal monkey takes a long long long long long time. like eternity plus a few decades to send us the pics.
oh. and we have GREAT plans installed for jolene’s birthday. planned two months in advance, courtesy of me and fiona, and she is not going to like it but we will all have a blast cos its not gonna be a normal dinner-chill out-crap-bitch-joke birthday. though i would like to take credit for this, but for my safety from royal monkey’s scratches, i need to clarify that my role was to spice things up. fiona was the one that planted the idea in my head. but when i say we are going to freaking enjoy, i really mean freaking enjoy. it will be our most unglam celebration. cos makeup-free, cannot wear nice nice. (chey and fishy happy, kailing devastated) but probably the fun-est we’ll have in 2 years. the best part? she knows nothing about it.
