perseverance. November 19, 2009
Posted by wenqi in school, spazzes.Tags: elisa, jolene, kailing
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THE only reason why i’ve stayed off my blog for so long, and have ACTUALLY been studying, IS BECAUSE MY ROOMIE STOLE AND CONFISCATED MY MACBOOK. and therefore, im reduced to lamenting my withdrawals here, ON HER MACBOOK, hahahaha, but DONT TELL HER.
econs, in 3 hours time. fucking hell not prepared.
but. anyway, i love my beaches. they always make me feel better. trust me, everyone else has tried and failed. but that one call to kailing and the day after, by some telepathy, jolene also started lamenting her issues, works miracles. WISH I COULD GO FOR YOUR CONCERT JOLENE! i would and could, if i didnt have papers to study for!!
SECOND TIMERS CLUB September 28, 2009
Posted by wenqi in thoughts.Tags: fiona, jolene
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YES WE LIVE UP TO OUR NAME. so impressed. hope i dont start a new trend. jol and fiona would kill me.
ode to backlogs… September 21, 2009
Posted by wenqi in bitchings.Tags: jolene
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oooh someone thinks she’s hot stuff.
and yes, its proven. MAC MASCARA DOES SHIT. even run off the mill watsons’ loreal, maybelline, do better shit. of course, there’re better brands, but IM NOT PAID, and refuse to do free advertisement.
WILL UPDATE PROPERLY AND UPLOAD PHOTOS TOMORROW! promise. never thought i’d see the day jolene hurries me for photos. (tags and categories in this entry are mutually exclusive. just in case.)
“if i were to be naughty, i’d wear reeeeed, like BOOMZ!” September 21, 2009
Posted by wenqi in bitchings, outings, picspam.Tags: cheyenne, fiona, jolene, kailing
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realised i didnt update if i failed or passed my tp. but, to find out the Royal Second Timers’ Longbaos club’s TP pattern, proceed here: http://www.facebook.com/jolenekohmeili?v=feed&story_fbid=128438969591 i officially wanna kick cheyenne! she doesnt do anything or contribute. continue sleeping early and you’ll disappear from all our conversations!!
went out with my lovable bunch of RoSeTiL/RoSeTiLo (abbreviation for above), on friday, and omg i miss them so, so, so, so, so, so, much! limits at when they sleep like pigs though. freaking hell none of them were awake and available on sat at FOUR PM, when i would have given them ample opportunities for a bitching conference! (still love jolene cause she was interning, and not sleeping. and the only one bitching with me.) cheyenne, i swear, is hopeless. even my mum was better. i know, cause tried and tested, since the pros seem to have adopted western body clocks.
i dont know why, or what we do. seems like we just wasted time. dont remember completing anything or doing anything efficient, but its always beyond fun. reminiscing bout the more than 6 teachers who cried cause of us, on mr chin’s “shim win chee”, “wong ka-ii lingg”, “cheyy-enne”, on ms seh’s banging of the OHP, and all the other nonsense. its always kailing, cheyenne and me. why uh?! MY STRESS FREE DAYS!! wish i didnt mature. then i wouldnt mind flunking. then, i wouldnt have to study. not that i’ve started. at all. but i have the intention to – something i used to lack, at least.
lastly, boomz boomz boomz!!! in reeed. hahaha, love her. not. leopard prints, green, and khaki?!
what do you want? cute adorable twin kidneys? August 20, 2009
Posted by wenqi in bitchings, gathering, videos.Tags: cheyenne, fiona, jolene, kailing
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or are pretty intestines nicer?
last weekend was something new.we’ll prob try to do this more often. one event that will go down in our history.
once again, we had a whole lot of entertainment. fuck sia, everyth’s liquid now! omg behind times, like centuries ago. HAHAHA. so while reading xiaolongbao and motherlongbao being bitched on by bitchin-is-a-sin, this happened: okay nevermind. was gonna put up a video of our fail fondue chocolate but fucking fun process. and let everyone in on a peek of what happens when the royal longbaos are together alone. apparently aint gonna happen unless its uploaded on fb.
hahaha! omg arent we completely great cooks?! we cannot be let near chocolates. like, at andersons. where we ravaged the poor 10 scoops of icecream. and ravaged is an understatement.
watched GI joe on tue, and its omgnice, because like duhh, leehyungbin. okay other than that, everyth’s looking up. but one thing im not loving is, im still freaking sleeping at 4 am. mostly cause everyone here sleeps late. not liking it. i thought comeover alr will sleep earlier.
but i can tell you, sat was my cure. or it could be my royals. my royal longbaos. HAHAHAHA. JOLENE! AFTER YOU SPENT SO MUCH TIME SENDING ME, CANNOT UPLOAD! hahahahaahhahaha.
4 grace August 14, 2009
Posted by wenqi in gathering, school.Tags: fiona, jolene, shiling
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finally. a good day yesterday. first one after a series of hell. had a mini 4g girls gathering yesterday. and im amazed with shiling. whoa her mouth can win us royals. but, i dont know when i’ll get the pictures, and as everyone can tell, i no longer wait for photos. trained by royal monkey.
had no lectures/tutorials today, but woke up at 3. kinda amazing how the day passes so fast whenever i wake up at such timings. met fiona today, and she freaking said im weird. actually kinda think so too. especially after i came back from orientation. its like i lost my orientation after orientation. but saturday will be my cure. friday also can, actually.
yay getting my mac on sat. and then sept is coming so i can get my canon. and then, please! i need my car soon!!! im trapped on an island!
i feel like killing myself. everything is so boring! and i still cannot add my courses. will all those people hanging on to 7 or more courses please drop so us poor souls who have less than 5 can add.
everything’s like shit August 11, 2009
Posted by wenqi in dyings/devastations/despairs, emo-ish, school.Tags: aaron, family, fiona, jolene, kailing
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I NOW KNOW WHY PEOPLE COME OVER NTU WILL KENA DEPRESSION, KILL PROFESSOR AND COMMIT SUICIDE. must stock up on chocolates and ice cream already.
what fucking add or drop period. no slots fucking add what?! and omg, i need the tv. i need my sofa, i need my fuzzy cozy living room. and the tv. i have a compulsive tv behaviour, and i seriously will get depression if i dont hear tv sounds. and i want my family. 
1 down. 364 more days to go. done talking to family and aaron. kailing/fiona/jolene next.
bitchy is an understatement July 29, 2009
Posted by wenqi in bitchings, gathering.Tags: cheyenne, fiona, jolene, kailing
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put an internet/wifi connection, a laptop or any other form of smartphone, together with a queen of queens, queen of rubbing it in, queen of gossip, royal monkey, fluctuating-between-chairman-and-slum-dweller, and what do you get? eternal bliss! today’s conversation shall remain within those walls. or maybe not.
today, hands down, total win. because the royal monkey and fluctuator (cause fluctuating-between-chairman-and-slum-dweller very long, i lazy type) probably took red bull or what, had perfect performance! even better than the 3 queens. who knew they had it in them. especially fluctuator. whoa, i am fucking shocked. and of course, pangseh-ed ion for this. how often do you get to see fluctuator and royal monkey unleashing their all?! title dedicated to them.
but of course, put us together for close to 12 hours, and you cant expect anything less than that. cram bonding session man. pictures at kailing’s blog though. lazy copy-save-upload here. secret to getting her to update: be right by her side, literally. felt like old times, but then again… not really. we werent the royal family then. of course, today wasnt all bitching. we had quality time too. okay, with bitching underlying everything.
what else is new. right. lost my voice. now i sound like a transexual. FTS. total karma, but completely worth it.
SEE. i’m spamming updates to cushion your withdrawals next week! talking about nothing and making no sense actually.
maps – a girl’s disaster. July 10, 2009
Posted by wenqi in bitchings, emo-ish, school, thoughts.Tags: cheyenne, fiona, fishy, jolene, kailing, melissa
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SIANZZZ.
iphone, must wait till contract expire then can transfer to singtel. that will be next yr, jan.
macbook, must wait till uni starts then see if i can use for my course. that would be, after august.
car, must wait till pass driving, choose model, do legal stuff, etc. by then… after nov already lorr!
everyth also must wait wait wait. except the chanel/ferragamo bag my dad wanted to get me. WHICH I BRAINLESSLY REJECTED. i felt bad, at that time. a moment of weakness, shit. now that it dawned on me everything must wait… should have gotten it that time! take advantage of recession.
(EDIT) how could i forget. another thing to wait for. getting canon digital eos/ ixus. WAIT FOR SEPT IT SALE! new phone, new laptop, new camera. whoa cannot leave bag unattended and go buy food already!
went PULAU NTU today! wahlau, the village’s as horrible as ever. got lost even with the campus map. WILL PROVE TO EVERYONE I AM A GEOG STUDENT ONE DAY. just wait.
feeling constricted today. school’s starting in 4-5 weeks time. freedom’s slowly but steadily dissipating away. you all wont be seeing me for 4 years. and when i come back to life, i’ll be donning last last last season’s clothes, talk, walk, and think like a villager. i’ll only be seeing my fellow village dwellers.
SO, i will be booking tickets to harry potter for my royal family! i need to see my bitches as much as possible now. the queen, crowned princess, royal monkey, commoner mel and fishy, and slum dweller cheyenne! fiona’s apparently more vicious than me. promoted to crowned princess today. awww… finally unleashing her soul.
now will jolene stop trying to dispell/neutralize us?! if its in you, its in you. so just unleash the real you already!
teasers… July 9, 2009
Posted by wenqi in birthdays, events, outings, picspam.Tags: fiona, jolene, kailing
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…so you know what’s in stored.
(actually, cause only 5 photos are up on fb, and no one has sent anyone anything yet.)
but this was how awesome suburbia was!
the bartender stacked up the wine glasses for an impromptu FLAMING TOWER showcase for the birthday girl
pouring the flames down. NOT PHOTOSHOP EFFECT OKAY!! i slap your faces.
drinking from beneath the flames. eh impromptu showcase lehh! doesnt suburbia make you feel like you’re the queen of the world? if it doesnt yet, its cause this is only the teaser.
and… something i need to share.
looking down at some reptile. either crocodile/alligator/gharills, etc.
fiona (behind me, blocked by my pompous hair): an absolute look of horror on her face.
me: a look of ecstasy
kailing: not even looking at the animals. dont know she go zoo for what.
and if you need further proof of my girls-cant-read-map thesis…
FOUR PEOPLE TRYING TO READ ONE MAP! fiona, trying to read one map on her own, gets the result of a contorted face, scrunched up in agony. just compare hers to our semi-relaxed but still stressed faces.
