perseverance. November 19, 2009
Posted by wenqi in school, spazzes.Tags: elisa, jolene, kailing
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THE only reason why i’ve stayed off my blog for so long, and have ACTUALLY been studying, IS BECAUSE MY ROOMIE STOLE AND CONFISCATED MY MACBOOK. and therefore, im reduced to lamenting my withdrawals here, ON HER MACBOOK, hahahaha, but DONT TELL HER.
econs, in 3 hours time. fucking hell not prepared.
but. anyway, i love my beaches. they always make me feel better. trust me, everyone else has tried and failed. but that one call to kailing and the day after, by some telepathy, jolene also started lamenting her issues, works miracles. WISH I COULD GO FOR YOUR CONCERT JOLENE! i would and could, if i didnt have papers to study for!!
when kailing gives you a wake up call, you know its a miracle September 28, 2009
Posted by wenqi in bitchings, hostel, joke/funny.Tags: kailing
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what do you know, miracles do happen after all. managed to wake up and go out, cause kailing, of all people, woke us all. our swensens buffet (which fiona die die had to try and yet didnt eat much) creation for cheyenne:

so for those who havent spotted, its a wafer stuck into a waffle, which has ice cream toppings on it. i dont know, sometimes its cool to take a waffle for ice cream.
on that day, while i had to go back hall for meeting, my mum rubbed it in my face that she was at the F1 race, in the green room. by that i mean private room, not waiting room, and had free flow of cheap red and white wine. awesome. i know where i get my skills from. hereditary.
so anyway, while having my supper w my block people, kailing called and told me how very annoyed she was with someone’s english:
- RT @mrpooodydied: I was BORNED to tell you that i love you @wkailing hahahahaha -LOL LITERALLY AGAIN. Made me spit out my strawberries haha!about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter
- @mian
Hate your working life…..about 2 hours ago from web in reply to mian - “Bourne Identity” got la. BORNED don’t have leh paiseh. Joker leh u. YOUR MOTHER “BORNED” YOU MEH. YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU LEH. CLOWN.about 3 hours ago from web
- Some people are just “BORNED” to be a joke. English this standard still want shoot people. “BORNED” leh. Got hear before not?about 3 hours ago from web
and i couldnt help feeling morbidly horrified. i mean, how embarassing is it to shoot someone but turn out to be a joke. and the irony. oh the whole irony. now setting yourself apart, but doing what we are doing (at a lower level though), is a huge ass irony. ah, ed byrnes will be so proud of me. dont you secretly wish you were us. HAHAHA.
and lastly, FREAKING ASSIGNMENT TO DO. oh, and like yeah, i asked God for something, He literally gave it to me one hour later. cool or what. im by hook or crook going church this sunday.
au natural September 25, 2009
Posted by wenqi in randomzzzxzxzxz.Tags: fiona, kailing
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my insane, target-set-too-high, lovable friends are dead serious about meeting at 10 tomorrow. (trust me, i’ve tried to change their minds). BUT, refuse to sleep now. 3.21, and we ALL fucking have to wake up at 8 tomorrow. hello, screams impossible.
au natural – something you dont know, but we’ll see if it happens tomorrow.
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“if i were to be naughty, i’d wear reeeeed, like BOOMZ!” September 21, 2009
Posted by wenqi in bitchings, outings, picspam.Tags: cheyenne, fiona, jolene, kailing
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realised i didnt update if i failed or passed my tp. but, to find out the Royal Second Timers’ Longbaos club’s TP pattern, proceed here: http://www.facebook.com/jolenekohmeili?v=feed&story_fbid=128438969591 i officially wanna kick cheyenne! she doesnt do anything or contribute. continue sleeping early and you’ll disappear from all our conversations!!

went out with my lovable bunch of RoSeTiL/RoSeTiLo (abbreviation for above), on friday, and omg i miss them so, so, so, so, so, so, much! limits at when they sleep like pigs though. freaking hell none of them were awake and available on sat at FOUR PM, when i would have given them ample opportunities for a bitching conference! (still love jolene cause she was interning, and not sleeping. and the only one bitching with me.) cheyenne, i swear, is hopeless. even my mum was better. i know, cause tried and tested, since the pros seem to have adopted western body clocks.

i dont know why, or what we do. seems like we just wasted time. dont remember completing anything or doing anything efficient, but its always beyond fun. reminiscing bout the more than 6 teachers who cried cause of us, on mr chin’s “shim win chee”, “wong ka-ii lingg”, “cheyy-enne”, on ms seh’s banging of the OHP, and all the other nonsense. its always kailing, cheyenne and me. why uh?! MY STRESS FREE DAYS!! wish i didnt mature. then i wouldnt mind flunking. then, i wouldnt have to study. not that i’ve started. at all. but i have the intention to – something i used to lack, at least.

lastly, boomz boomz boomz!!! in reeed. hahaha, love her. not. leopard prints, green, and khaki?!
dinner & dance, hall 11 style. September 15, 2009
Posted by wenqi in events, gathering, hostel, picspam.Tags: alvina, binbin, chaoching, chris chin, desmond tan, desmond wu, elisa, kailing, kason, luo jun
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DnD, was insane. no. it was pure Madness. ended at 1 plus, drove out for supper, reached home at 5 plus, slept at 7, woke up at 7.30 pm, ate, then went back to sleep at 9 plus, woke up to watch samurai girl, slept again. if this isnt proof hall is sucking life away from me, what is.

didnt go salon for makeup nor hair. makeup was done in queen’s house, some girly thing that we needed and havent done in forever, and to the royals/longbaos, I NOW KNOW WHY SHE TAKE 2 HOURS DO MAKEUP ALREADY. 3 HOURS ALSO NOT ENOUGH. freaking professional. primer, harsh lines, blending. did you even know this existed? and throughout everything was liquid, except for this small tiny component of loose powder. and hair, was done, madly, in my dad’s car. I clipped it up. I. ME. NA. jeoneun.
THIS(to do justice to kailing). is what elizabeth arden and the queen can do to your eyes. NO THE PHOTO DOESNT DO IT JUSTICE. there was so much blending going on.
so. first half of dnd, i was using my freaking awesome canon ixus 120, to take pictures of… not myself. which i will not put up here cause ur all not interested. and start spamming you w my pictures later. which was when, our camwhore og, started finding entertainment.
my favourite gossip-er and cockroach catcher.
we, who didnt stick to the theme (1920s)
my other roach catcher, too lazy to flip image.
and then, outside the ballroom, bored, and very entertained by cameras, i present my og,


after which, we went supper. all 20 plus of us squeezed into 4 cars, each car with its own story, and we dont know which was worse. the one i was in, kept getting lost, couldnt get out of the CBD area, kept U-turning and U-turning. and then, along the stretch of amk ave 4, switched to “sports car mode”, and travelled at 140. switch mode uh. not switch gear. parking was more hilarious. it wasnt the driver. it was the rest outside the car.
but then, another 2 cars, due to miscommunication, started racing each other. at more than 140. hmm. which would i rather be in.
then, prata.

everything not long or big enough for us.
so after that, played nonsense games, and some people (those order too much food one) wanted to play “zhong ji mi ma” so others can help them finish, which was ridiculous. bomb prata?? WTH? shall go w the royals one day.
then lastly, split into 4 cars back. NE area, SE, and 2 cars back to hall.
so, roomie picture before i put everything under the cut, so if you have no interest to see my chio face, you could be spared. but, you would be insulting 2 queens. which, could probably, be worse than the biggest mistake of your life.

queens, hands down. September 9, 2009
Posted by wenqi in bitchings.Tags: fiona, kailing
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know how to let us get “A”s or “A1″s for anything with levels? be it “O” or “A”? give the queen pure shooting, and pure bitching. give me combined shooting and bitching. while we’re at it, give her a module on makeup 101. she’ll own. actually no, 101’s introductory level. probably makeup 401.
oh, since we’re at this. i can relinquish my title of “rubbing it in” to fiona.
what do you want? cute adorable twin kidneys? August 20, 2009
Posted by wenqi in bitchings, gathering, videos.Tags: cheyenne, fiona, jolene, kailing
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or are pretty intestines nicer?
last weekend was something new.we’ll prob try to do this more often. one event that will go down in our history.
once again, we had a whole lot of entertainment. fuck sia, everyth’s liquid now! omg behind times, like centuries ago. HAHAHA. so while reading xiaolongbao and motherlongbao being bitched on by bitchin-is-a-sin, this happened: okay nevermind. was gonna put up a video of our fail fondue chocolate but fucking fun process. and let everyone in on a peek of what happens when the royal longbaos are together alone. apparently aint gonna happen unless its uploaded on fb.
hahaha! omg arent we completely great cooks?! we cannot be let near chocolates. like, at andersons. where we ravaged the poor 10 scoops of icecream. and ravaged is an understatement.
watched GI joe on tue, and its omgnice, because like duhh, leehyungbin. okay other than that, everyth’s looking up. but one thing im not loving is, im still freaking sleeping at 4 am. mostly cause everyone here sleeps late. not liking it. i thought comeover alr will sleep earlier.
but i can tell you, sat was my cure. or it could be my royals. my royal longbaos. HAHAHAHA. JOLENE! AFTER YOU SPENT SO MUCH TIME SENDING ME, CANNOT UPLOAD! hahahahaahhahaha.
bitchy is an understatement July 29, 2009
Posted by wenqi in bitchings, gathering.Tags: cheyenne, fiona, jolene, kailing
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put an internet/wifi connection, a laptop or any other form of smartphone, together with a queen of queens, queen of rubbing it in, queen of gossip, royal monkey, fluctuating-between-chairman-and-slum-dweller, and what do you get? eternal bliss! today’s conversation shall remain within those walls. or maybe not.
today, hands down, total win. because the royal monkey and fluctuator (cause fluctuating-between-chairman-and-slum-dweller very long, i lazy type) probably took red bull or what, had perfect performance! even better than the 3 queens. who knew they had it in them. especially fluctuator. whoa, i am fucking shocked. and of course, pangseh-ed ion for this. how often do you get to see fluctuator and royal monkey unleashing their all?! title dedicated to them.
but of course, put us together for close to 12 hours, and you cant expect anything less than that. cram bonding session man. pictures at kailing’s blog though. lazy copy-save-upload here. secret to getting her to update: be right by her side, literally. felt like old times, but then again… not really. we werent the royal family then. of course, today wasnt all bitching. we had quality time too. okay, with bitching underlying everything.
what else is new. right. lost my voice. now i sound like a transexual. FTS. total karma, but completely worth it.
SEE. i’m spamming updates to cushion your withdrawals next week! talking about nothing and making no sense actually.
hi queen, get a facebook. July 15, 2009
Posted by wenqi in outings, randomzzzxzxzxz.Tags: cheyenne, fiona, kailing, melissa
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TO THE MOTHER OF ALL BITCHES/QUEEN OF QUEENS:
mel shocked me, i swear. she’s like 24/7 on fb. her comment appeared immediately after i wrote on chey’s wall. was considering whose wall to hold the discussion on. decided on chey’s cause that slum dweller would never get into the discussion of i didnt.
KAILING, NOW WILL YOU GET FACEBOOK? I SWEAR THE ENTIRE ROYAL FAMILY WILL ALL GO GET TWITTER IF YOU GET YOUR DAMNED FACEBOOK ALREADY AND STOP USING MINE AND FIONA’S. you’re causing all the confusion.



